So I was getting a haircut yesterday

"Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal) 04/08/2017 at 13:24 • Filed to: None

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The barber and I were talking cars. He’s into American muscle cars so it caught me a little off guard when he called my Corvette a bit of a “white trash purchase” but he didn’t mean it seriously. Once I realized he was joking I forgot about it and we switched subjects to talking about shifter carts.

Then this morning I was all proud when I realized the champagne from last weekend was still good but I was out of orange juice so no mimosa .... but hey I can improvise...

Maybe he wasn’t joking. Shit.

Chariotoflove > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 13:30

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He may have been. The acid test: have you ever considered making your champagne out of 7up and Franzia?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Chariotoflove 04/08/2017 at 13:32

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Does vodka and Sunny D count as a screwdriver?

Asking for a friend.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 13:34

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The best cocktail application for Pellegrino Limonata is 3 parts Limonata, 1 part vodka and a splash of St. Germain, served over ice.

boredalways > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 13:54

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“I was out of orange juice so no mimosa”

Chariotoflove > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 13:59

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That depends. Does your friend drink half the D bottle and fill it back up with the vodka?

TorqueToYield > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 16:21

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If you want to really get your morning going may I suggest the French 75:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_75_(cocktail)

Either gin or congnac (I prefer gin before noon), champagne, simple syrup, lemon juice.

Supposedly named after the French 75mm cannon because of how strong it is.

briannutter1 > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 16:46

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Ignorant people keep the Corvettes cheap for enthusiasts. Leaf springs and pushrods for the win! Wrap your ass in fiberglass.

Frank Grimes > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/08/2017 at 17:42

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I once made mormon champagne out of apple juice and ginger ale. Or was it white grape juice and ginger ale? Either way Would recommend.

The Compromiser > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 04/09/2017 at 14:00

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We had no coke once. We discovered that after 2 drinks, concentrated orange juice and Rye is the best drink in the world.

Slap some sunscreen on, make sure yet cousin wife is at leat from part of the family with a different last name and embrace that shit.

Just privately.